“You like me because I’m a scoundrel.”

#my ships tend to follow a very specific pattern 

Ellie. 25. Genderqueer. Pansexual. Militant cat-lover.


I was created as a government experiment in the 80s but when the only extraordinary trait to emerge was extreme indecisiveness, I was dropped off in New Jersey.

By day I work in a pharmacy, and am a student in the pursuit of social justice. But at night I am in the pursuit of ordinary justice. As a semi-superhero, I fight crime and annoying behavior, using cats to help do my bidding. I am constantly mistaken for Catwoman and subsequently Batman won’t return my phonecalls.


Because of the alien serum used in my creation I have a higher-than-average appreciation for sci-fi, and one day hope to make contact with my family on the planet Xnlagkyrhcn. If you don’t know how to pronounce that, I don’t know what to tell you.


P.s. Cats.

accurate

pygmi:

iconicboyzinmyroom:

longlivejonasandlovato:

We joke around at public places.

we hit eachother but we never really fight.

We dance wierd to awesome songs….just for fun:)

we give eachorther the “Sexy face”

if she takes my seat…..

we give eachother High fives;)

we scare eachother all the time:)

Exactly what my bestfriends and I do

LMFAO. YES!!