no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Ellie. 25. Genderqueer. Pansexual. Militant cat-lover.
I was created as a government experiment in the 80s but when the only extraordinary trait to emerge was extreme indecisiveness, I was dropped off in New Jersey.
By day I work in a pharmacy, and am a student in the pursuit of social justice. But at night I am in the pursuit of ordinary justice. As a semi-superhero, I fight crime and annoying behavior, using cats to help do my bidding. I am constantly mistaken for Catwoman and subsequently Batman won’t return my phonecalls.
Because of the alien serum used in my creation I have a higher-than-average appreciation for sci-fi, and one day hope to make contact with my family on the planet Xnlagkyrhcn. If you don’t know how to pronounce that, I don’t know what to tell you.